the best tweet.an lucu dari see you nyil part 2

Gigi lu putih banget Sro | masa? | iya, pake apa sih? | pake Pond's Whitening! Gigi bersih putih merona! | *MATI* #BanyolUnyil

*pasar* ada Cabe apa Bang?| Cabe Keriting sm Cabe Lurus | itu aja? | iya, Ibu cari Cabe apa? | Cabe Gimbal! | o_O #BanyolUnyil

*pasar* Bang, cabe keriting brp? | 50rb | klo cabe lurus? | 70rb | kok mahal? | yg lurus abis rebonding! | *MATI* #BanyolUnyil

Sro, ada kontrakan murah? | ada 200rb | murah tuh! | iya, kmr mandi di dlm | gw mau! | tp tidurnya di luar! | o_O #BanyolUnyil

Km Ganteng Mas | Makasih.. *terharu* *nangis* baru kali ini aku dibilang Ganteng | jgn nangis Mas, aku td cm becanda! | Щ(ºДºщ) #BanyolUnyil

*toilet* Eh, salah masuk! | masa? | ini Toilet Wanita | Guru Sya bilang: Walau Berbeda2, Tetap Satu Jua! | *MATI* #BanyolUnyil

Usro, knp kucing kita mati? | masa Bu? | iya! km gak kasih makan? | Bu, ini bulan Puasa! Gak blh makan! | *MATI* #BanyolUnyil

Mau kemana lu Sro? | Shoping di BROTHER LAND | itu luar negeri? | bukan! | emang dimana? | TANAH ABANG!! | *MATI* #BanyolUnyil

Gmn hasil ujian km? | jelek Bu, pdhal aku udah mati2an | mati2an belajar? | mati2an Nyontek Bu (˘̩̩_˘̩ƪ) | *PLOK* #BanyolUnyil

Nek, Usro mau Balapan motor | iya smoga km menang | makasih Nek | tp inget! Hati2 bawa motor jgn ngebut! | *MATI* #BanyolUnyil

kumpulan tweet.an lucu dari @SeeUnyil

@SeeUnyil itu salah satu account twitter yang update tentang cerita cerita yang lucu dijamin ngakak
beberapa ini yang menurut aku paling lucu

90% cewek suka cowok yang memakai baju warna pink. ironisnya 90% cowok yang memakai baju pink tidak suka cewek :p

hape lu bisa gue sulap jadi 4, mau ?? | mau dong! | *banting hape* tuh itung! cashing, batre, keypad, layar

Bu.. *usap usap perut* | makanya, buka puasa jangan makan banyak banyak! | bukan itu | kenyang kan ? | aku hamil! | PLAKk

teh panas berapa ? | 2rb | teh dingin? | 4rb | yang panas aja deh *minum buru-buru* | kenapa buru-buru? | nanti kalo dingin jadi 4rb! o.O

ibu mau ngaji ? | iya , Bismillaahirrahmaanirrahiim .. | sinetron Dia Ayu uda mulai bu! | shodaqallaahul'adziim | *nganga*

janganlah berjudi!  karena judi itu mainan setan. kalau kalian main judi, setannya main apa ??

*bonceng* GAWAT!! gue baru aja nerobos lampu merah! | gpp sro, polisi dibelakang kita juga ikutan nerobos jg kok | o.O

say,, wajahmu mengalihkan duniaku | ahh,, masa sih say? | iya beneran | dunia yang mn mas? | dunia lain! | Plokk






 

nyesek

when the people we love and think she / he is very meaningful and valuable to us and destiny was different
something who at the time tell us about it
and we just can only cry alone and no one knows
I do not know the end

pepatah

pekerjaan apapun akan terasa ringan apabila tidak dikerjakan #plakk

Giant chunks of ice from Greenland Apart

Until now many Greenland glaciers are melting in the region quickly, one of which was largely a giant chunk of ice measuring 2 times the area of ​​Manhattan, alleged release of these glaciers due to global warming. previously within the last few years, scientists have long observed cracks on the "ice island" in the northern region of Peterman Glacier, Greenland. NASA satellites also have shown the cracks.
as far as I was before America had cooled the globe in a balloon .

Bongkahan Es Raksasa Terlepas dari Greenland

Hingga saat ini banyak gletser di wilayah Greenland yang meleleh dengan cepat , salah satunya adaah bongkahan es raksasa berukuran 2 kali wilayah Manhattan , diduga terlepasnya gletser-gletser ini akibat pemanasan global . sebelumnya dalam kurun waktu beberapa tahun terakhir, para ilmuwan telah mengamati retakan panjang pada "pulau es" di wilayah utara Peterman Glacier, Greenland. satelit NASA pun telah menunjukkan retakan-retakan tersebut .

setahu saya pun sebelumnya amerika sempat mendinginkan dunia dengan balon udara

Parent bodies of dolphins carrying her child

Events that occurred on 8 July 2012 was a very moving
video mother dolphin who tried to pick her son's body from the stomach wound was seen by 1.3 million more on sites like Youtube that Youku,,
although the waves in the ocean could make his son's body fell, the direct parent sigapnya diving and holding their children back to the surface .. with waves high enough eventually the females can swim at speeds 40km/jam into the ocean in the area of ​​Qinzhou, Guangxi Province, China .. people who see the comments of sympathy, one of them "no matter if you have no son, I will never leave you. I will always take you home"